You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Women's T-Shirt, Funny Oregon Trail Graphic Tee, Retro Gamer Gift, Cotton Poly Blend S-XL

👎 The wagon train pushes on. The ox is fine. You, however, ate the lettuce. This You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce " women's T-shirt pays proper tribute to the most relatable Oregon Trail death of the modern era. The design features a beautifully detailed retro pixel art scene: a covered wagon rolling through a starry night with mountains in the distance, an ox with a lettuce speech bubble overhead, a small tombstone in the background, and the iconic game-style text box at the bottom reading "You have died from diarrhea lettuce." It's historically accurate. It's a cautionary tale. It's a perfect shirt.

Made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Why you'll love it:

• Soft 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester blend, 4 oz lightweight fabric
• Retro pixel art Oregon Trail covered wagon scene with "You have died from diarrhea lettuce." text box in forest green on white or heather gray
• Artwork is permanently sublimation-printed directly into the fabric. No vinyl, no stickers, no peeling, ever!
• Available in White (Original) and Heather Gray, sizes S-XL
• A perfect gift for Oregon Trail fans, retro gamers, salad skeptics, and anyone who learned their food safety lessons the hard way

Care Instructions:

• Wash inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Iron inside out on low heat if needed

Size Guide (runs true to size, adult women's fit):
Measure a t-shirt you already wear laid flat and compare to the measurements below (in inches):

S: Chest 15 5/8" | Length 25 7/8"
M: Chest 16 5/8" | Length 26 1/2"
L: Chest 17 5/8" | Length 27 1/8"
XL: Chest 19 1/8" | Length 27 3/4"

📸 Colors may appear slightly different in person due to screen settings.

Printed with love from a smoke-free home. Thank you for supporting my small business! 🌙