Nothing For You Whore Santa Car Coasters Set of 2, Neoprene Cup Holder Inserts, Funny Naughty List Christmas Auto Accessory Gift

🎅 You're on the list. The other list. These Nothing For You Whore Santa Car Coasters feature everyone's favorite judgmental St. Nick, and he has made his decision. Each round neoprene coaster features a detailed illustrated Santa face in his signature red hat, one eyebrow raised, delivering the classic "zero" hand gesture with full confidence. Snowflakes and sparkle stars dot the white background around him. "NOTHING FOR YOU." curves across the top in bold black lettering, and "WHORE" anchors the bottom in large, unapologetic red type. A perfect gift for anyone who has fully accepted their naughty list status and is at peace with it.

Made especially for you on demand, helping reduce overproduction so you can feel good about your purchase.

Why you'll love it:

• Absorbent neoprene material prevents cup slipping and protects cup holders from drips and spills
• Sassy illustrated Santa with zero hand gesture, snowflakes, and "Nothing For You. Whore." in bold black and red on white
• Artwork is permanently sublimation-printed. No stickers, no peeling, ever!
• A perfect funny adult Christmas gift for naughty list regulars, sarcastic elves, and anyone who is definitely not getting coal but buying their own presents anyway
• Fits standard car, truck, and SUV cup holders

Coaster Details:

• Set of 2 round neoprene car coasters
• Diameter: 70mm (2.75") | Thickness: 5mm (0.2")
• Absorbent top, non-slip neoprene backing
• Spot clean recommended

📸 Colors may appear slightly different in person due to screen settings. No branding watermarks on the actual item.

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