Don't Eat the Lettuce Oregon Trail Neoprene Car Coasters Set of 2, Funny Gamer Gift, Retro Pixel Art Cup Holder Inserts

👋 You have died from diarrhea lettuce. This Don't Eat the Lettuce Oregon Trail Neoprene Car Coaster Set of 2 is for everyone who grew up playing Oregon Trail in the school computer lab and still thinks about it constantly. A pixel art covered wagon rumbles across a moonlit frontier landscape while a cow says "lettuce" and the classic game-over message reads: "You have died from diarrhea lettuce." Rendered in retro green on cream with a cross-stitch texture that makes it look like it came straight from 1985. The most historically important coasters you will ever own.

Made especially for you on demand, helping reduce overproduction so you can feel good about your purchase.

Why you'll love it:

• Set of 2 absorbent neoprene car coasters that protect cup holders from spills
• Retro Oregon Trail pixel art wagon scene with "You have died from diarrhea lettuce" punchline
• Notch cut-out on each coaster for easy removal from cup holder
• A hilarious gift for gamers, Oregon Trail fans, 80s/90s nostalgia lovers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor
• Fits most standard car cup holders

Coaster Details:

• Set of 2 Round Neoprene Car Coasters
• Diameter: 70mm (2.75")
• Thickness: 5mm (0.2")
• Absorbent neoprene material
• Wipe clean with damp cloth

📸 Colors may appear slightly different in person due to screen settings. No branding watermarks on the actual item.

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