Don't Eat the Lettuce Oregon Trail 11 oz Coffee Mug, Funny Gamer Gift, Retro Pixel Art Tea Cup

👋 You have died from diarrhea lettuce. This Don't Eat the Lettuce Oregon Trail 11 oz Coffee Mug is the morning cup for everyone who grew up fording rivers, losing oxen, and making catastrophic food choices on the frontier. The classic pixel art covered wagon scene wraps the mug in retro green: an ox hauling a lettuce-laden wagon under a crescent moon, a skull and gravestone in the distance, and the immortal game-over text "You have died from diarrhea lettuce." rendered in classic pixel font. History has never been this funny or this relatable.

Made especially for you on demand, helping reduce overproduction so you can feel good about your purchase.

Why you'll love it:

• Classic white 11 oz ceramic coffee mug, microwave and dishwasher safe
• Retro Oregon Trail pixel art scene with "You have died from diarrhea lettuce" punchline in green on cream
• Artwork is permanently sublimation-dyed. No stickers, no peeling, ever!
• A hilarious gift for gamers, Oregon Trail fans, 80s/90s nostalgia lovers, and history humor enthusiasts
• Great for coffee, tea, or any beverage consumed while making questionable frontier decisions

Mug Details:

• 11 oz Ceramic Coffee Mug
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• High-quality sublimation print on both sides

📸 Colors may appear slightly different in person due to screen settings. No branding watermarks on the actual item.

Printed with love from a smoke-free home. Thank you for supporting my small business! 🌙